It's a quantum universe, and if it lasts forever, water WILL eventually run uphill, once, somewhere, due to quantum effects. Electrons leap thru solid barriers every so often, and because of the frequency of the relevant experiments, we get to observe and calculate how often this particular form of "water running uphill" occurs. We presently are communicating because of this phenomena. You and Einstein apparently don't care for it, but, in fact, God does play dice with the universe.
If you admit to God's existence, why do you need to contrive such fantastic solutions to the question of the origin of life? Or are you just taking pot-shots at religion?