Before beginning, let's save bandwidth with a coded reference system:
"C1" = "God said it, I believe it."
"C2" = "...tornado...junkyard...jumbo jet..."
"C3" = "...evidence...intermediate species..."
"C4" = "Psalm 139"
and...
"E1" = "And I am not...I repeat...I am NOT medved!"
"E2" = "...billions of years..."
"E3" = "...original horizontality...climate change...fossil record..."
"E4" = any picture sequence like this:
That's good. Very good.