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To: Heartlander
George Carlin (or maybe Steven Wright, I forget): "If man evolved from monkeys, why do we still have monkeys?"
3 posted on 04/04/2002 11:00:29 AM PST by VoiceOfBruck
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To: VoiceOfBruck
The holy-hairy grail...for buffoons--loons!
5 posted on 04/04/2002 11:02:39 AM PST by f.Christian
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To: VoiceOfBruck
"If man evolved from monkeys, why do we still have monkeys?"

Both present-day monkeys and present-day men evolved from something else that it not presently walking around consuming oxygen. This is a story from a comic book you are operating on, and has no bearing on present-day science.

10 posted on 04/04/2002 11:32:58 AM PST by donh
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To: VoiceOfBruck
"If man evolved from monkeys, why do we still have monkeys?"

Did your parents die when you were born?

18 posted on 04/04/2002 11:42:58 AM PST by Doctor Stochastic
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