DATELINE, NEW YORK===== Bryant "The RED" Gumbel out, Brian Sussman in. TV weather forecaster turned morning news anchor Brian Sussman to replace Bryant Gumbel on the CBS morning show. CBS, in what they describe as an awakening to the currently poorly serviced market niche of "flyover country," received complaints from various viewers from Berkeley California who were livid when they heard that Brian Sussman, who anchors the KPIX early morning news program in the San Francisco market, filled in for Lee Rodgers on the morning drive time talk radio show airing daily on KSFO. As KSFO is noted for being the Conservative fly in the Bay Area liberal ointment, the complaining Bay Area CBS viewers were aghast to find out about Sussman's moonlighting on what they consider to be "hate radio."
Said CBS spokesman Josey Wales Newsheriff "we are hoping to take the morning drive time Conservative talk radio news program concept to new heights in the video realm. We will do for the morning wake up time TV slot what Michael Savage has done to the afternoon and evening on radio. We are planning to work out a deal with Free Republic to officially source material. And this is but the beginning. More big changes are on the way at CBS News! God Bless America!"
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I know, I know, in my dreams.... but I can hope can't I?
Yes you may dream... too bad you could not have made this post on April First...