[Koblenz]

When I was in a Senior in high school, we took a class trip to Greece. The day after we got there, one of the kids got a fever, and came down with chicken pox. He sort of just lay in the back of the bus while we were bussed all over the country looking at old temples built by a bunch of dead white males.

I had been exposed to pox when I was little, so I didn't catch it. But about five kids in my high school hadn't had it, and when we got back, they all got it. So whatever you do, expose your kid or get your kid vaccinated early.

[Harrison Bergeron]

"...we were bussed all over the country looking at old temples built by a bunch of dead white males."

Obviously a publik skool field trip. In Catholic school, we were taught that the men of ancient Greece were very much alive when they built the monuments to their civilization that are still being copied today.