Caption Time! (I'd recognize that hair anywhere)

Yahoo! News (AP) ^ | April 8, 2002

[for-q-clinton]

I found the eyes & nose. If you look at the right side before it touches his side hair you can see a couple/few dark spats. I believe it has it's eyes closed.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

"This just in: NASA scientists today, confirmed the existence of extra-terrestrial life when a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri landed on Representative James Traficant's head...film at 11:00."

[smoothsailing]

Here's your caption.

" I might be a democrat but I ain't no Byrd."

[rdb3]

Traficant! What up, homie? Hey, yo. Peep this. If they convict you, run up out of the courtroom and get to E. 79th & Euclid quick as you can. I got some partners that'll scoop you up and hide you on the East Side where those ridaz ride and those slidaz slide.

You'll feel right at home. Trust me!

[Archie Bunker on steroids]

Uh - No, it really does look real James.

[isthisnickcool]

Daschle gets to use it on the weekends.

[hillsborofox]

I almost feel sorry for the old coot.

Which one?

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

An interesting question posed to me recently:

"How can you trust a man when his hair is a lie?"

I honestly don't have an answer.

Cheers to you Ethel.

[Fraulein]

Mr. Toupe' Traficant!

[Slyfox]

Damn, I just sat on my Billy-Bob teeth.

[Revolting cat!]

Just a thought, a brainstorm of sorts, putting two and two together, you might say: do you guys think that perhaps they (the kabal of Congresscritters) offed Moongirl (Chandra Levy) for her hair?

[terilyn]

You may be on to something there. Condit and Traficant apparantly use the same barber.

[Revolting cat!]

Condit and Traficant apparantly use the same barber.

Barber? No, perhaps to shave their beards (or bodies as the case may be with Condidit, although I don't think barbers usually go there.) It's more like the same donor, and if it's not Chandra then it would have to be a horse, and since there have been some Saudi connections according to that recent Dominic Dunne expose, it would have to be an Arabian, no? Anyways, since the Chandra investigation has stalled, I think it would be a good idea for the DC Police Chief Wiggum to conduct some DNA tests on the hair samples from these two critters.

[88keys]

"Unique" is right...guess that's why I kind of like him! I would just say, I'm not convinced that the prosecutor's witnesses are paragons of virtue and veracity (either?!), but I admit I've not been following the trial closely...I also can't picture Traficant as "the Sheriff" in his previous career!

I really don't think he's a bad guy, but on the other hand, my spouse is sure he's a crook...my best guess is, the lock-up for "petty crimes" (that term being wide open for debate..."beam me up", hehe!)

[pubmom]

The environmentally friendly, recycled dryer lint toupee.

[this_ol_patriot]

I knew I saw that hair somewhere before!

[In veno, veritas]

That thing looks so much like an animal, I had to go back to the source to make sure it wasn't doctored.

Eyes nothin', I can see a mouth, nose, eyes, feet and a tail!

[Free_at_last_-2001]

Voted not to Impeach.. - Hang him!

[redhead]

I always look for those little black feet with the claws...I KNOW there's a ferret in there somewhere!