[pepsionice]

Since I work for the CIA...I'll go ahead and tell all on this subject. The plane that hit the pentagon was flown by Elvis, who defected to Iraq in 1977. His death was faked in order to help him escape America. For years, he hid in Iraq and helped Saddam train suicide pilots. Using top secret UFO technology, the Iraqi government beamed Elvis to a secret training facility in Neveda and used the star gate transportor to bring in additional pilots for the other aircraft. They met with Howard Hughes while in Vegas, and had several beers with him before departing for the east coast. To get to the east coast, a special Dallas Cowboys cheerleader bus was brought in and used to transport all of them. The driver was Jimmy Hoffa who is still working for the North Korean intelligence service after being kidnapped. This is the main reason that GW identified North Korea as a member of the evil club. Jimmy Hoffa knows a lot and GW needs to bring him down. He is secretly on the top 100 foes to be arrested.

[1L]

Since I work for the CIA...I'll go ahead and tell all on this subject. The plane that hit the pentagon was flown by Elvis, who defected to Iraq in 1977. His death was faked in order to help him escape America. For years, he hid in Iraq and helped Saddam train suicide pilots. Using top secret UFO technology, the Iraqi government beamed Elvis to a secret training facility in Neveda and used the star gate transportor to bring in additional pilots for the other aircraft. They met with Howard Hughes while in Vegas, and had several beers with him before departing for the east coast. To get to the east coast, a special Dallas Cowboys cheerleader bus was brought in and used to transport all of them. The driver was Jimmy Hoffa who is still working for the North Korean intelligence service after being kidnapped. This is the main reason that GW identified North Korea as a member of the evil club. Jimmy Hoffa knows a lot and GW needs to bring him down. He is secretly on the top 100 foes to be arrested.

This theory makes perfect sense except for one thing: Howard Hughes doesn't drink. How do I know? Because I threw his bachelor party years ago, and he refused to drink at the bowling alley we were at. Why were we at a bowling alley for a bachelor party? Simple: we got rained out at putt-putt.

[poet]

Egads. I think you've got it (he said laughingly)!