[PeaceBeWithYou]

The turn signal is used:
a)to give the inspection station another item on the inspection checklist.
b)to signal the car in the lane next to you to speed up.
c)After you have changed lanes to taunt other drivers.

[AppyPappy]

When pulled over by the LAPD, please have your drivers license, registration, bribe and gang sign ready for the officer.

[petuniasevan]

I took my driver's ed course and got my learner's permit in LA county in 1979.

It's nice to know things haven't really changed...

[Bella_Bru]

When stopped by police, you should: a) pull over and have your driver's license and insurance form ready. b) try to outrun them by driving the wrong way on the 405 Freeway. c) have your video camera ready and provoke them to attack, thus ensuring yourself of a hefty lawsuit.

KCAL-9, always has the best high speed chases.

[Pagey]

I'm glad it was a Californian that posted this.I Don't know what my reaction would've been if otherwise.Still LOL.Bribing a cop???Not one chance in hell.Know that.

[daviddennis]

I moved at the same time my company moved, so I live in the same community as I work. As a result, I can get to work in five minutes flat.

Am I breaking a law or something? :-)

D

[altair]

The "bright" setting on your headlights is for: a) dark, poorly lit roads b) flashing to get the car ahead to move out of the way c) revenge!

d) blinding oncoming traffic on two-lane roads.

[altair]

They missed a couple of questions.

When approaching the scene of an accident you should a) slow down to a near stop, b) look at the accident instead of the road, c) all of the above.

When on the right lane of the freeway and a car starts to merge from an onramp you should a) match speeds with the approaching car so it cannot merge b) honk and give them the finger -- this is my lane c) all of the above.