[budwiesest]

In LA, there are three major gangs: The Bloods, The Crips and the LAPD.

Hey, you're picking on us Californians! Not fair! I've read your posts before, you think you're a funny guy, don'cha? We've got a $17Billion deficit and we're gonna close the gap any way we choose. Paying a couple of tickets is not asking too much.

So, you're from Virginia. You know what the root of that is? Virgin. Ha, yeah, right. Well, we've got a few virgins in CA, so you can stop your bragging. Know what else we have? We have flies. But not like the ones you have. Your flies have their asses on fire- that's right- fireflies. Our flies don't buzz around with their asses on fire like yours do. I've been to Virginia and seen whole fields lit up by these poor bastards. So before you go criticizing CA, why don't you do something about these poor insects whose asses are on fire. Then you may have room to criticize others. < /cornpone>

[jimtorr]

I lived in California for 14 years, so I can say it. If you're this sensitive about jokes told about CA, maybe you shouldn't read humor posts, because CA merits lots of jokes. Freepers or people of like mind do not control the state, so there's lots to joke about. Such as the time I saw the CHP in Mountain View wait to intervene in a fight until one of the parties was lying bleeding on the ground.