[blackdog]

Because the feds give grant money to swat teams. If the feds gave grant money to municipalities for hiring one legged midgets to swing from trees while singing show tunes, the municipalities would be lining up for the cash.

[Billy_bob_bob]

"If the feds gave grant money to municipalities for hiring one legged midgets to swing from trees while singing show tunes, the municipalities would be lining up for the cash."

Somebody tell me what it take to nominate this quote for "Free Republic Quote of the Day"! Seriously. This one is just too juicy to let go. Well put!