[Calvin Coolidge]

"It will be a great day when schools get all the money they need and the air force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber,"

This one always gets to me. What a sophisticated understanding of Federalism and the role of government! So, you believe that local schools should be run by the federal government, and that national defense is properly a local issie? Great for you! I guess I shouldn't expect to see a "My Kid is an Honor Student" sticker on the same car ...

How about those "At _____ school, we honor ALL of our students" stickers. Those do make me want to write the conclusion underneath: "Even the stupid ones."

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So, you believe that local schools should be run by the federal government, and that national defense is properly a local issie? Great for you! I guess I shouldn't expect to see a "My Kid is an Honor Student" sticker on the same car ...

Oh yes you will. The socialist government teacher comrades hand out the “Honor Student” stickers.

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Courtesy InstaPundit.