[TexasNative2000]

Get on Interstate 10 in San Diego. Go East until you get to San Antonio, Texas. Stop your vehicle and draw a 100 mile circle around San Antonio. Find a place you like, work hard, live well and become a Texan.

[Joe Hadenuf]

Get on Interstate 10 in San Diego, Go East until you get to San Antonio,

Poor guy, I can just see him driving all over San Diego looking for Interstate-10.