[Frohickey]

This picture is soooooooooo captionable! Lemme start.

Powell: Sharon was trying to tell me about the boil he has on his butt thats been giving him trouble. I told him, "No, I don't need to see Arafat."

[Scott from the Left Coast]

How about: "I was showing Sharon how a little weight- training can really slim you down, and he should really stay out of those pizza joints anyhow given all the bombs going off in them."