I still like that editorial cartoon that had Bush dressed as a Roman centurion going off to fight, with some scrawny Euro wimp dressed in a toga whining behind him.
At which time Israel will relocate to Saudi Arabia, dump all those diseased sheiks in the nearest ocean and scour a large surrounding area free of jihadists, take control of the oil (and Mecca), and then proceed to relocate all the Arabs to Antarctis. Geez :).