[Nik Naym]

Know what makes a militant in-your-face style vegetarian go into apoplexy? Just ask them, in a serious tone "If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?" Torques them off every time.

[servantoftheservant]

oh that's brilliant. kinda like when Jeff Dahmer said to me, 'If we're not supposed to eat humans, how come they're made of meat?'