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To: Poohbah
A figure wearing a crusty black pantsuit approaches you. She says, "I'm from Washington and I'm here to help!" Roll initiative...

I take out my ring of teleportation and haul butt to Illinois.

14 posted on 04/16/2002 5:50:49 PM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz
Oops...turns out Illinois is the creature's original home. You just took (rolls dice) 18 hit points worth of damage...
16 posted on 04/16/2002 5:52:38 PM PDT by Poohbah
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To: Lazamataz
Oh, God, no, please don't send her back here! I shudder at the thought. This place is rife with dem's, we don't need any more. Could we put the creature, the husband, the ex veep and alec baldwin in a boat and ship them away? There are many places where they could exist with their own kind -Yemen, Iran, Iraq, Saudi Arabia...
76 posted on 04/16/2002 9:05:35 PM PDT by Rollee
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To: Lazamataz
I take out my ring of teleportation and haul butt to Illinois.

Yes, but what if she goes back there to visit the demon who spawned her?
81 posted on 04/16/2002 9:14:55 PM PDT by aruanan
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