(Rolls 2 10-sided dice) I attempt to disbelieve. (points at dice) HA! I rolled a 95! I successfully disbelieve
Ah, did you forget you get dice modifiers: +40 for multiple media distortions, +30 additional funding from the bankers guild, +10 for disabled countrymen, AND +3 for general welfare pograms... (Therefore you obviously rolled a 12 and can successfully disbelieve!)
You do realize we have just announced to the whole forum that we are hopeless, high-pants-wearing thick-glasses-donning geeks.