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Well, it WOULD work if it weren't for a conspiracy by oil companies, Dick Cheney, and Mr. Goodwrench. They must be using some kind of satellite that sends out cosmic rays that heat up the molecules so they aren't COLD enough for cold fusion. NO---wait a minute. I'VE got it! GLOBAL WARMING----if it wasn't for GLOBAL WARMING, there could be COLD FUSION. But the GLOBE is too WARM for COLD fusion, because the globe is heating up due to the combustion of fossil fuels burned by the nasty mean old money grubbing oil companies!!! I get it now!! THAT'S why cold fusion isn't working! GLOBAL WARMING! This will make a great movie on the LIFETIME CHANNEL FOR WOMEN!!! The EEEEvel capitalist pigs, heating up the environment JUST to prevent cold fusion so that it won't work so they can keep selling gasoline for fat middleaged SOB's to drive SUV's! Damn, life is so unfair! Meanwhile, YUGO went out of business in America!

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Well, it WOULD work if it weren't for a conspiracy by oil companies, Dick Cheney, and Mr. Goodwrench.

Would that be the vast right-wing conspiracy we've heard so much about?