And monkeys might fly out of my butt.
Not until you remove your head, Einstein.
When this whole scandal dies down in a couple of years, and people have been exposed and expelled, I want to see the facts, in numbers.
I want to see what the total number of priests expelled due to sex with anybody underage. Then I want to see the number of priests expelled for having sex with teenage girls, teenage boys, girls under 12, and boys under 12.
I will make a nice little pie chart, showing visually the proportions.
My guess is that the percentage of expulsions by priests who had sex with teenage boys will be 90% of the total.
Wonder if USA Today will put this little pie chart on their front page? And monkeys might fly out of my butt.
Like seeing it again? Makes you squirm, doesn't it. lol!