[droberts]

Sh*t, I'll wage war against Israel for $1 billion (and instantly surrender at first sign of enemy).

[N. Theknow]

Sh*t, I'll wage war against Israel for $1 billion (and instantly surrender at first sign of enemy).

I will gladly play "roving news reporter" so you can surrender. This will be much safer than waiting for a first sign of any "enemy."

I will only charge 15%.