LMAO!! I don't think I could be quite as "understanding" as this wife.
Why?
Couldn't You Just Call "IT" The Proper Medical Term...?
Penis...OR...Male Member!
By The Way...Knives Make Way Too Much Of A BLOODY Mess!
The Wife should have Used a .44 Mag or .357; a Nice Glock Would Also Do...but that Oy Vey somehow Rhymes with....
OH...For Get About IT!
Time for a sex change!