[Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)]

Who else but a cat can lie limp and hang all over the monitor as I’m typing, and then at some point stare me down when it is hungry until I get up and offer him or her some tasty tidbits. If it’s not the monitor, it’s the lap where they try to play with my fingers as I’m trying to type.

[sleavelessinseattle]

I'll never forget going to this spae and neuter clinic with this stephen king looking vet...no secretary in evidence! he had this HUGE Maine Coone cat walking back and forth over the form he was filling out to get my cat snipped...Finally the cat just sprawled, right on the area where he was writing. Stephen King then made the oh-so-slow reach over to an aerosol flea spray can across from the cat...It was like the cat was on a string...for every inch the guy's arm moved toward that spray can...the cat moved a precise inch farther off the "work area"...It was absolutely classic...The cat probably weighed close to 30 pounds, but he could definitely slink!LOL Hampering is a cats way of saying...how will this activity of yours benefit ME? perhaps you should reprioritize...does my butt in your face help????

[2Trievers]

"If it’s not the monitor, it’s the lap where they try to play with my fingers as I’m trying to type."

If that's all they're playing with in your lap ... consider yourself lucky! &;-)

[Temple Owl]

Be sure to keep you cat clean! It is important!

Here is the best and latest procedure on How To Bathe A Cat:

1. Thoroughly clean toilet. (optional)

2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.

3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom

4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and stand on top so cat cannot escape.

5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds.(ignore ruckus from inside toilet, cat is enjoying this)

6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which is quite effective.

7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids.

8. Clean cat will rocket out of toilet and outdoors, where he will air dry.

Sincerely,

The Dog