[Harrison Bergeron]

When's the last time a US Savings Bond defaulted? I mean... they ain't gonna create millionaires, but nobody's gonna lose a nickel on those things.

[headsonpikes]

"...nobody's going to lose a nickel..."

I agree; they will be fully paid off with government guaranteed colored paper.

Bonds are famously known by monetary historians as 'certificates of guaranteed confiscation'.

For excellent reasons!