[Poohbah]

ok... funny---the salem witches are burning Christians!

This is an example of what I'm telling you--are you saying that witches from Salem (presumably Salem, Oregon) are burning Christians, and that said activity is funny?

you didn't know?

No, I didn't.

[f.Christian]

This ia the only sex life janet reno ever had making these varmints squirm--squish!