One stinky scandal after another!
Gosh... Now, *where* could those wascally old Wepublicans have learned such *scurrilous*, *underhanded*, *devious* tactics. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Oh, dear.
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(Okay... Cue up all the vacuous "high moral ground" arguments, now...)