[happygrl]

Swarthguy, you are coming up with some really way out articles from the subcontinent.

Hmmm... I suppose the Europeans will get to like having a little "color" in the family.

[swarthyguy]

They never had jobs like this when i was a teenager!

And to think i could have gotten paid!!!

So, class, tell us how you made some spending money over the summer.

[swarthyguy]

Thanks. Combine a lively press and a free population or is that a free press and a lively population...

It must be tough on those guys at the Onion.