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To: kristinn; angelwood; Doctor Raoul; ned13; countrydummy; Jimmy Valentine's Brother; Dave Dilegge...
I just sat down to do the thread since i had not seen one up this morning (after having peeled out of the fishnets).

When Ann and Matt came up, Exit148 had the camcorder rolling. Ann was taken aback by my protuberances, so i just told her that i never had to say "excuse me" on the Metro. Ned13 and i kept arguing over who was prettier (she commandeered my tiara). She would say that her boobs were real. I would respond with "The Doctor said that mine would be in about two weeks. Hard as concrete, but real."

Several groups of kids would wander by and they absolutely loved the get-up. Dunno if they got the message we were trying to convey, but many guys loved the decolletage (sp?).

Quite a few folks wanted pictures with the Madam, and kept manhandling my chest, including Kristinn. Sexual harrassment suit to follow.

As part of my function of Media Whore Madam, I would ask the guys and ladies in tuxes and evening dresses "If I told you that you had a good looking byline, would you hold it against me?" and "Is that a news article in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"

I got to ask Begala if he would put Juanita Broaddrick on Crossfire. He endured a good 5 minutes of heckling or so. Delicious.

Gore_War_Vet and son showed up to personally thank the DC Chapter for helping to get his truck back.

Just reviewed the tape. Thx, Amy and Craig for attending.

Askel, you missed it. I was positively fetching. 'Pod.

15 posted on 05/05/2002 9:44:37 AM PDT by sauropod
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To: Doug From Upland
That Broaddrick question was for you, bud.
17 posted on 05/05/2002 9:46:46 AM PDT by sauropod
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To: sauropod
(after having peeled out of the fishnets).

Hummina hummina, you hot tomato you!

(I wish I'd been there too.)

Take care, guy.

31 posted on 05/05/2002 10:08:40 AM PDT by Askel5
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To: kristinn;sauropod
Kristinn Thanks for such a GREAT report .. sounds like it was a blast

And Sauropod .. Darlin' you looked FABULOUS .. LOL

38 posted on 05/05/2002 10:25:56 AM PDT by Mo1
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