[Billthedrill]

Too little too late. I demand reparations. This country was built on the backs of stupid people and we want our piece of the action.

I'm headed down to City Hall to protest right now. That is, if I can get the JATO unit I have attached to my car to start...

[Senator_Blutarski]

Too little too late. I demand reparations. This country was built on the backs of stupid people and we want our piece of the action.

BTD, you have a right to reparations and I'm just the guy to help you. If you will simply send me a $2000 retainer for my services I will go to work to get you exactly what you deserve. If you want me to fill out the very important IRS 1040-Dumb form, I'll need another $1000. If you'd like me to handle everything from start to finish, the flat fee is $3500.

I'm anxious to help you get started on the road to reparations.

[11B3]

Is that a '67 Impala there Bill?

Also, for the battle cry this probably isn't it, but WTF? The masses are asses.

[robertpaulsen]

$3500? He's not even giving you a discount. I'll give you 50% off and do it for $4000 even.

[Poohbah]

Me, I'm just going to take this six-pack of beer, climb up on this high-tension line tower, and drink my sorrows away. =:o)