President Clinton Gets Diplomatic Gig

FOX ^ | Tuesday, May 07, 2002 | Editorial Staff

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WASHINGTON

[AngrySpud]

President Bush threw Clinton a bone. Hopefully, he'll shut up for awhile.

[concerned about politics]

President Bush is sending him as a delegate to the country's May 20 Independence Day celebrations.

So President Bush doesn't have that much respect for East Timore.
Oh well, we get rid of his discraced sorry butt for awhile. Hope he stays there for a longggggg time. Bring him 72 virgins or somethibng. That should keep him busy.

[PhiKapMom]

Someone told me last night that the women of East Timor go topless. Can you think of a better place to send clinton?

[harpo11]

Gosh, President Bush suggested that Arafat be placed in a symbolic ceremonial position, too.

[harpo11]

Gosh, President Bush suggested that Arafat be placed in a symbolic ceremonial position, too.

[doug from upland]

Bush should set him up. In the delegation should be Gary Aldrich, Dave Schippers, Jonathon Turley, Jerome Zeifman, Juanita Broaddrick, Kathleen Willey, Ambrose Evans Pritchard, Jim Rogan, Dick Morris, etc. Now that would be a fun plane trip. I suspect that by the time they landed a certain male passenger would be missing his gonads. That is, of course, assuming he has gonads. Or a spine, for that matter.

[tgslTakoma]

The only thing Bush should have thrown at x42 is the book, as in going after him for selling pardons, stealing national treasures from the White House, etc. What in the heck is Bush doing, treating Clinton with any amount of respect at all? The man is a criminal in every sense of the word, and at the very least he should be shunned by the Bush administration, lest it be tarnished by Clinton's slime. Lay down with dogs, and all that...

Just my opinion. ymmv

[hinckley buzzard]

Ceremonial function...East Timor's Independence Day...almost as big a deal as the next Wal-Mart Grand Opening. I think GW just sent BillyBoy a message.

[Howlin]

You are EVIL, Dougie. Man, how does your mind think of that stuff???

[Right_in_Virginia]

10 points to the Freeper who can point to East Timor on a map...and tell us how many thousands of miles it is from Washington, DC and the grown-ups who are busy leading the world.

[concerned about politics]

would be missing his gonads. That is, of course, assuming he has gonads.

Um....he told Juanita not to worry about getting pregnant because he had mumps as a kid (right before he told her to put some ice on it). Therefore, he has none. Mumps stop their growth, and renders a man sterile.
That brings up serious questions about the origine of Chelsea.

[sneakypete]

What in the heck is Bush doing, treating Clinton with any amount of respect at all?

He's hoping President Bubbette! won't be mean to him and his family when she takes over in 2004,and she will show him the same professional courtesy he showed her by not investigating crimes she and her family comitted. One thing you can say about Buuba-2 is that he sure is a optimist.

[dts32041]

I found it, Located at the end of the Indonesia Island chain North of australia.

Looks like you drop all of it in Arkansas have have a whole of room left over.

Looks like a good place to put klintoon into exile.

Of course he will get to see his good friend rhiady.

[NYC GOP Chick]

Bush should set him up. In the delegation should be Gary Aldrich, Dave Schippers, Jonathon Turley, Jerome Zeifman, Juanita Broaddrick, Kathleen Willey, Ambrose Evans Pritchard, Jim Rogan, Dick Morris, etc. Now that would be a fun plane trip. I suspect that by the time they landed a certain male passenger would be missing his gonads. That is, of course, assuming he has gonads. Or a spine, for that matter.

LOL! But Billy Dale has to lead the delegation! :-D

[doug from upland]

Doh. I knew I was forgetting someone. Anyway, the song is up and running for your enjoyment --- PETULA CLARK -- I KNOW A PLACE

[Salman]

President Clinton Gets Diplomatic Gig

Does the United States have diplomatic relations with Antarctica? If not, now's the time.

[doug from upland]

I guess he just make it so easy for me. I don't know if anyone other than someone whose life was ruined by him loathes him any more than do I. Well, I suspect many FReepers would want to claim the title of Greatest Clinton Hater.

[doug from upland]

FROM THE ARCHIVES......I had to find a new MIDI, but I think it tracks okay with the original

MIDI - TEENAGER IN LOVE

It's really not my fault 'cause
Our parents we can't choose
But I have made a plan and
I don't have much to lose
Each day I find a world that's gone mad
I'm hoping Webster Hubbell's really my dad

The man whom I've called daddy
Is quite a loony tune
And if he gets his way
He'll rape 10 by June
Each day I find a world that's gone mad
I'm hoping Webster Hubbell's really my dad

I'm scraping the rugs…I'll find some old DNA
I'll take it to a lab and see what they will say

Although Web had ripped off some folks
And he did some prison time
He's not bought off by the Chinese
He is not a traitor slime
Each day I find a world that's gone mad
I'm hoping Webster Hubbell's really my dad I'm scraping the rugs…I'll find some old DNA
I'll take it to a lab and see what they will say

To see the tabloids I get sick
Penis this and penis that
I dread the day that I will read
That he's screwing Socks my cat
Each day I find a world that's gone mad
I'm hoping Webster Hubbell's really my dad
I'm hoping Webster Hubbell's really my dad
I'm hoping Webster Hubbell's really my dad

[celtic gal]

Oh I do like your suggested list of delegates!!!