You can trust a pedophile. Sure you can.
I love the cartoons in Playboy. One of the best ones I have ever seen is as follows...
A lady answers her door to find a delivery man holding a package in a plain brown wrapper. She has a horrified look on her face. Reason is that the delivery truck is emblazened with "Dildo World" and other adult item descriptions. The delivery guy looks at her and says 'whats the problem, its in a plain brown wrapper'.