"Yo yo yo yo, whassssuuup, G's. H-Dog in tha house, and you'll pardon me if I dispense with the usual formalities, but I'm outta Mid-State Office Supply for some serious downtime. Gonna fly this pig airline all da way to Monterey an' kick back for at least a week or two. Them Accountz Reeceevable bruthas an' sistas are jus' gonna have to get along without me for a spell. H-Dog out. Word."