Here's a little jab at Bush:
Democracy is a framework that permits a people to accommodate changing times and correct past mistakes. Since our independence, the United States has rid itself of slavery, granted women the right to vote, ended almost a century of legal racial discrimination, and just this year reformed its election laws to correct problems we faced in Florida eighteen months ago.
Referring to Fidel and Jimmy hugging, Leno said,
"The last time an American President embraced a Cuban like that, he got impeached."