[dighton]

DEAR MOM: Trust your instinct (something wrong here), not some hack writing under the name Ann Landers.

[SteamshipTime]

Is Ann Landers one of the undead? Or is it just her embalmed corpse, cleverly wired for robotic movement?

Muhahahaha!

[skeeter]

DEAR MOM: Trust your instinct (something wrong here), not some hack writing under the name Ann Landers.

Its true Ann gave up her column years ago.

The above advise was provided by Stan Landers, Ann's distant cousin & registered sex offender.