Planned Parenthood: Corrupting Teens is a Fun Game! (PP Barf Alert)

Planned Parenthood's Website for Teens ^ | 5.16.2002 | LibertyGirl77

[LibertyGirl77]

From the absolutely disgusting Planned Parenthood Teenwire website...GAMES for kids:

Safety First! with Officer Janet Benchpress

Officer Janet Benchpress has a question for you: what do you do when someone tells you they don't want to have sex play? That's right — you STOP! Sex is a very complicated operation, so take this quiz and let Officer Janet show you the ropes!

That Would Suck

It's your turn to play That Would Suck — the game show that will test your knowledge about HIV and condoms. Take the challenge and see how you measure up.

Our Super Duper Planet: Nature is Groovy

Do you think your breasts look funny? Are you convinced your penis is too small? Mother Nature is responsible for some pretty-messed up stuff. Play this game to find out if you're one of Mother Nature's mishaps or whether your oddly shaped penis or breasts are totally normal!

Jim Dandy and His Very Gay Day

Greetings Earth People! Jim Dandy and his alien friend have cooked up a little game about what it means to be "questioning." They want you to know that being gay is a-okay... so get ready to blast off!

How Many of You Out There Are Abstinent?

teenwire.com is giving you front row tickets for a concert you don't want to miss especially since the band is going to perform their newly released hit, "Abstinence". Take your seats and get ready for a show that will make you want to PARTY!!! (I can't hear the words to the song since I don't have speakers on my computer, but the Flash cartoon was 'interesting.')

Hooray for Birth Control!

Get ready for the half-time show you've all been waiting for. The All Star Junior Spirit Dancers rap about birth control: "It's the stuff you know you gotta have when you're getting jiggy but you don't want to be a mom or a dad!"

The Sexually Transmitted Infection Petting Zoo. (Gross...)

Take a tour of the sexually transmitted infection petting zoo with Farmer Tina. Play the game to make sure the only place you'll be seeing these nasty infections is in the zoo!

[LibertyGirl77]

Check it out if you have the stomach for it. The adult version of the P.P. website is EVEN WORSE--I may post some of that slander and evil later on today. I know the games thing was discussed a while back, but the site was new and the names of the games hadn't been posted yet. Here they are, in all their horror.

[Phantom Lord]

I couldnt find any of the stuff in your post at the link provided.

[yendu bwam]

Planned Parenthood should be renamed 'Planned Deviant Promiscuityhood.'

[Bigoleelephant]

Go into "Now Playing" along the left side of the screen. That crap is actually all there.

[Phantom Lord]

Now the site wont open for me.

[billsux]

Yikes. Found 'em. I'd think this would be the sort of garbage one would find on a satire site. Not something "real". PP are truly twisted people... here's the link for the "games"...

[LibertyGirl77]

You just have to wait a while. Their whole entire website is like that; I encountered numerous timeout/BorderManager screens that were normal/valid links five minutes later. A lot of the actual games are broken, or at least won't play on my OLD computer, but the introductions I posted are there at the "Now Playing" page.

[billsux]

Just got in... pretty slow, think we're slamming their site pretty hard. later.

[LibertyGirl77]

By the way, is 'sex play' some new PC term for premarital/underage sex (also sometimes referred to as 'fornication')?

[EdReform]

BTTT

[Hillary's Folly]

Trusting Planned Parenthood

[LilsBizzyBeany]

Being gay is like being Left-Handed

Nuns used to slap left-handed kids with rulers. Guess they slapped so often, the kids wrists went limp.
Seriously, this site is awful. Void of any real information. Worse than the "sex" class in school.

[Aquinasfan]

Planned Infanticide

[GrandMoM]

....look at Jim Dandy and his Very Gay Day

....if thats not recruiting, I don't know what is!!!!!