[Jeff Chandler]

I have so many funny retorts pop into my head that I can't in good conscience share!

[Sabertooth]

I have so many funny retorts pop into my head that I can't in good conscience share!

Get serious... posting on this thread has nothing to do with good conscience.

"Popping head" indeed.

[Elsie]

Oh, let me help, Jeff.......

Personally, I don't dance, but any church that bans drinking and smoking
sure as hell ain't getting my dollar in their collection plate on Sunday.

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That's a good idea!

Save up a bunch to pay for your lung cancer/cirrosis operations.