WWIII?

[CAquadro]

George Bush vs. the European Union - Loser drops tariffs

Saddam Hussein vs. The One Damned Marine With A Sniper Rifle Who Isn't Afraid of the Damn Europeans

Now vs. Then match - Hussein vs. Hitler

Getting tired....

[woofie]

Rocky the Squirrel vs. Bullwinkle the Moose

[Budge]

United States vs. Mexico- US invades Mexico and has to execute 34985792 corrupt police officers, army, and government officials. US withdraws money to pay for illegal criminals jailed in US, for 3 full border walls, for adding water to the Rio Grande and making it a mile wide, payraises to the United States Armed Forces, and other expenses. US executes members of MENCHA, La Raza Unida Politica, MELDEF, and other Azland conquestidors. Members of LULAC and other hispanic organizations are forced to watch the executions.

Now that I really look forward to!

[RummyChick]

Rumsfeld VS Media Geraldo VS Fake Snipers Ammacommie VS The New and Improved Pulled so tight she looks asian Greta Van Sustren

[parsifal]

Oh My God they killed Kenny! They (the SouthPark Kids) invade Arkansas in order to avenge Mr. Hat who was accidentally shot to pieces by a drunk Arkansas Deer Hunter. Cartman fills up on barbque at the Whole Hog Cantina and in a massive attack of flatulence wipes out 3457891 yuppies in west Little Rock. The good old boys in North Little Rock, meantime, are well prepared for a fight and, donning their chem-suits and hauling their weapons of mass destruction from their gun cabinets, attack the South Park kids. Kenny is just the first to go. parsy.

[sweetliberty]

LOL! Hey parsy. Welcome back to the world of the living. I just went to the Whole Hog today. Had a craving for some primo pig.

[parsifal]

Thanks. I'm baaaccck! I had a several month bout with psychosis and delusional thinking. I was under the impression that I was an 18th century Turkish Pasha with his own harem. mrs.parsifal was trying to humor me thinking I would eventually snap out of it but when I brought a concubine home the other nite, she Jap-slapped the you-know-what out of me and Lo!, I was cured. parsy.

[sweetliberty]

ROTFL! Well, I'm glad you're back anyway. We missed you at the meeting.

[pocat]

world's biggest Porta-Potty

*GASP!*

YOU BLASPHEME ISLAM?!

Good for you!

[LibKill]

Not good. Doubleplusungood.

If the Pakistanis and Indians start throwing nukes around it is quite possible that China will get nervous, or ambitious.

If that happens then Russia might get an itchy trigger finger.

I know that nukes put a quick end to WWII. Still there have been many times I have thought "I wish the damned things did not work."

While I'm at it I will also wish the sky was green. :)

[M. T. Cicero II]

Doesn't Russia try to nuke Israel? And our hero doesn't let the nukes get there/work/destroys them in flight?

[gundog]

In America, Conservatives beat the crap out of Liberal Demorats, once and for all!

Can we beat the crap out of them twice? Please?

[SERE_DOC]

nothing

[Centurion2000]

good one :)

[Prof Engineer]

North Korea vs. South Korea- South Korea, sick of Communist threats invades the North. Trashing through Russian weapons from the 70's, South Korea kills Communist Leaders and distributes tons of foreign aid that has been horded for the Communist and their army to the people. UN states that Kim Ill Sung should not be killed. Sung is hit by 43085734075305734 stray bullets.

If only this would come true. I'd dearly love to to tell the S. Koreans and others to fight their own battles.

[GOPyouth]

Hulk Hogan vs. Andre the Giant II

[Centurion2000]

Yup .... You forgot China vs the US ... the root cause of wat's going on.