[Lil'freeper]

And, of course, do not harass a shark if you see one.

Well, duh. I would love to earn a paycheck for issuing public service announcements informing people of the painfully obvious. However, the author falls short of his duties by failing to inform the clueless public that your chances of being hit by a coconut are greatly reduced if you don't stand under a coconut tree!!!

[RightWhale]

There is also the common practice of shaking the coconut tree. If shaking the coconut tree, look upward at the same time.