It's relatively quiet up in Coos Bay. Having spent 9 YEARS living on the water in the Port of Oakland, I have.
I have seen many cases of the Coast Guard saving peoples lives and boats.
So have I. I have also had the privilege of having them attend a burial at sea. But I have also seen them playing eco-cop without any knowledge of what they were doing, I know people who saw them getting their jollies boarding boats with nude babe sunbathers, I nearly got my boat bashed when they were conducting a "safety check" in choppy water just because they wanted to gawk at the antique yacht, and know that they tried to board a Federally documented vessel illegally (all 20 years ago).
If there are any harrasment cases coming in on my watch, I will be the one answering the radio or phone 1st.
Do you really believe that a boater would be dumb enough to complain about the Coasties on the radio? Gimme a break.