[The_Media_never_lie]

Surely there is a way lawyers can win another megalawsuit over this. And when they do, shouldn't dogs have attorneys too? After all, man's best friend should have the nation's best legal representation, right?

[troublesome creek]

heck yes. we've got BIG TOBACCO, BIG OIL and next we could have BIG ANIMAL...an annuity for shysters everywhere.