[Neophyte]

Exactly. One needs heavy scientific proof when the common sense gives up... and it's easy to figure out the following:

if normal men, speaking metaphorically, prefer a fresh piece of ass to one which looks like a baked apple, the perverts, who prefer ass in the first place (and quite literally to that) would like to have it fresh too!

Do you really need to be a professor of rocket science to realise that?

Tell me if my logic is failing me somewhere.

[blackbart.223]

"Do you really need to be a professor of rocket science to realise that?"

No.

[goody2shooz]

Tell me if my logic is failing me somewhere.

I can't say about your logic, I'm so dumfounded over your poor choice in analogies. Um, could you put in language less lurid?