Photo Funny (Chelsea Alert)

AP Photo ^ | 06/01/02 | Francois Mori

[TC Rider]

Chelsea Clinton, daughter of former President Bill Clinton, arrives to watch a match of the French Open tennis tournament at Roland Garros stadium in Paris Saturday June 1, 2002. (AP Photo/Francois Mori)

[Lucky2]

She looks just like Olive Oil looking for her Popeye! She's one classic ugly dame!

[DWSUWF]

"...The camera (amongst others) hates Chelsea..."

Yes, and with reason. Her politics, such as she's dribbled out hints about them, are apparently wrongheaded and disloyal.

But there are people who are more evil who don't proof on photographic paper (or pixels) as grotesquely as this poor wretch does.

There's more to this than meets the eye...

As time passes, the focus sharpens. What was indistinct becomes clear.

A name comes to mind...

Eleanor Roosevelt.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

That picture just reinforces my feelings about this "boy" she is supposedly going to marry..........pink shirt? He is more feminine, and prettier than she is.......... perhaps he is hoping she will be a cold, sexless woman like her mother and he will be free to find his own boyfriends...........

[TC Rider]

Didn't the poor slob die in a federal prison while in solitary confinement?

You're thinking of Jim McDougal (sp?), FOB, husband of Susan, and the owner of White Water S&L.

[wattsmag2]

Looks like a beaver in drag.

[krunkygirl]

looks to me like the tippling is putting on the pounds--check out those beefy upper arms, double chin and poochy tummy...

[krunkygirl]

good one!

[cajungirl]

Yeah, I have noted she is putting on the pounds,,in her drunken pass out photos when she is lying on the carseat she has a big tummy. Must be the booze because she has alwlays been very thin and was rumored to be anorexic in college. I think it would seerve hill well if her only daughter was obese,,actually it is kind of sad.

[Paul Atreides]

Seated man: "Run for your lives! It's the bottom half of Old Crusty!!"

[Paul Atreides]

I always wondered what it would look like had Barney Fife and Thelma Lou had a kid.

[Kewlhand`tek]

[Paul Atreides]

She's also rumored to be pregnant.

[kitkat]

***As time passes, the focus sharpens. What was indistinct becomes clear. A name comes to mind... Eleanor Roosevelt.***

I thought so a long time ago, so I agree completely.

[remaininlight]

She seems to have a rack.

[Falcon4.0]

She looks more like Webster Hubble everyday.

[Paul Atreides]

Just be thankful she's not wearing that thong swimsuit that Bubba claimed to have bought for her down in Rio. A father buying a buttfloss swimsuit for his daughter. That is just too creepy.

[Gorzaloon]

Poor girl is homely as a mud hawg.

Hahahaha!

All during those horrible eight years I felt that criticizing the kid was unfair because she did not ask to be born to them, whoever "they" actually were. (It depends on your definition of "they"...)

But now that some bootlicking magazines have tried to package her as a (shudder) sex symbol, I think it is time for the gloves to come off.

As a person who was never a "Lookist" (I won the Pig Pool at my prom for having the ugliest date) I must admit that I am speechless regarding this unfortunate woman.

That is my polite way of saying you could not get me drunk enough.

[Paul Atreides]

Notice, when she is in these staged photo ops, she dresses just like Momma. What's up with that?

[Paul Atreides]

Chelsea opened herself up for criticism when she "penned" that screed for Talk Magazine about how much she had suffered on 9-11 and took a swipe at W in the process.

[Brian Allen]

Chelsea Clinton, daughter of ........ Bill Clinton.....

Says who?