[DWSUWF]

"...But she's not indoctrinating AGAINST the gay lifestyle, is she?..."

You made the same mistake that I made...

Assumed that the author was a woman, that is.

It's signed 'Michael' though.

Could it be that Mike is normal, but in touch with his feminine side?

Or perhaps a full-fledged a butt-ranger?

[Old Professer]

Wasn't the woman who "John-Boy" called "Mama" on the Waltons named Michael Learned?; and wasn't Grandpa (Will Geer) a real-life queer?

[VA Advogado]

Could it be that Mike is normal, but in touch with his feminine side?

Or perhaps a full-fledged a butt-ranger?

Cue the lone ranger music. Isn't this where you come in? :)