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How I changed my profile
National Post ^ | June 14 2002 | Rondi Adamson

Posted on 06/14/2002 7:07:09 PM PDT by knighthawk

I have been fingerprinted and racially profiled. As we wrestle with ways to prevent another September 11, I remember both incidents well.

I was fingerprinted when I lived in Japan. As a foreigner living there, I had to make my way to the police station to get my gaijin (foreigner) card. I filled out a form, had my picture taken and was fingerprinted. One of the fingerprints appeared on the card and very occasionally I had to show the card to police, but only very occasionally. "Don't lose it," I was warned, "and make sure you hand it back in to the police when you leave for good."

I found it amusing more than anything. I was younger and didn't really contemplate the implications. I giggled as my Japanese Jack Webb pressed my fingers into the ink pad, imagining him telling me "just the facts, ma'am" in Japanese. Others I knew were offended at the fingerprinting. Still others didn't get fingerprinted, such as my housework-obsessed, highly unpleasant German roommate. The fact she was spared the fingerprinting bothered me. Was it nostalgia for the Axis, I wondered.

The racial profiling took place in Israel. I was working in Turkey and took my holidays there. On the way back to Istanbul, I was pulled out of the check-in line at Ben Gurion Airport and asked to follow two young men, both of whom had enormous guns. (What was I going to say, "no"?)

I watched as they opened my luggage and picked through every last item. The only thing they looked at twice was the plastic bag full of artificial sweetener packets I had stolen from various Israeli restaurants and hotels. "Impossible to find in Turkey," I said. They snickered, asked me to remove my boots, tried (unsuccessfully) to remove the heels, handed them back to me and then sent me out to the tarmac accompanied by a soldier. I asked him what gave. He told me they were checking all young women with Norwegian passports, or with a parent born in Norway, because they had news that some Arab terrorist or other had a Norwegian girlfriend helping him smuggle and blow things up. I've dated some cads in my time, I told him, but I would never (knowingly) date a murderer. And, I added, what happened back in the terminal was humiliating. I know miss, he told me, and we're sorry. "That's why we let you keep the Sweet 'n' Low." Fair enough.

Racial profiling makes at least a bit more sense than identification cards. The first month I lived in France, a bomb went off in a department store in Paris. It was put there by an Arab terrorist who lived in France and had a "carte de séjour" as all foreigners in France must. While the French police are free to stop people on the street and ask for "vos papiers" the only time I was ever stopped was when I was out with Moroccan friends.

My most memorable experience as a foreign resident was when I taught in a high school in Turkey. Filling out my alien card I found that for "status" my options were "married," "divorced" or "virgin." None of the above, I told my vice-principal. He advised me to choose "virgin." But I'm not, I said. His mouth said "that doesn't matter," but his eyes said "of course you're not, you western trollop." For "religion" I was even more confused. "I'm an atheist," I told him. "Don't say that," he said, looking worried. "And don't say you're Muslim unless you are. And don't say you're Jewish, even if you are. Just put Christian."

Having lived in four different countries, and having travelled to many more, I can say with certainty that little of what is being proposed to increase security -- particularly once people are already here -- is without flaw. But even if I think ID cards are particularly useless, at least I have proof that for a full year of my adult life, I was a Christian virgin.


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1 posted on 06/14/2002 7:07:09 PM PDT by knighthawk
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2 posted on 06/14/2002 7:07:37 PM PDT by knighthawk
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So what prompted you to wander from the lucrative excitement of Amsterdam's brothels to begin with?
3 posted on 06/14/2002 7:16:48 PM PDT by Willie Green
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To: knighthawk
So, christian virgin, what is it that takes you to so many different countries?
4 posted on 06/14/2002 7:32:42 PM PDT by blam
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To: Willie Green
Excuse me?
5 posted on 06/14/2002 7:36:11 PM PDT by knighthawk
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To: blam
Ehhh, are you asking me or the author?
6 posted on 06/14/2002 7:41:54 PM PDT by knighthawk
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7 posted on 06/14/2002 7:44:08 PM PDT by Mo1
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To: knighthawk
And Rondi's, if that's her real name (I mean Christian virgins in Amsterdam typically use stage names), point in this piece of fluff is?
8 posted on 06/14/2002 7:46:59 PM PDT by Revolting cat!
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To: knighthawk
Ooooooops!

My BIG MISTAKE!

I read your Freeper Homepage and lept to the conclusion that you were
the atheist western trollop who became a Christian Virgin.

Please accept my apologies.
(I'm SOOOO embarassed!!!)

9 posted on 06/14/2002 7:53:29 PM PDT by Willie Green
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To: Revolting cat!
I don't know where you people get the idea that Rondi is from Amsterdam.

Yes, Rondi is her real name and she lives in Toronto.

10 posted on 06/14/2002 7:56:29 PM PDT by Nogbad
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To: knighthawk
Ha! I knew you really were a Christian virgin KnightHawk!

:-)

Probably a topic for another thread but what's the latest with the Pim Fortyn assassination? I followed those threads closely but haven't seen much lately.

I still find it hard to believe a nutty animal rights guy with no proclivity towards violence in the past would kill a candidate who would make up only part of the government and had no position on animal issues.  Maybe I should be wearing my tinfoil hat but it sure seems strange.

11 posted on 06/14/2002 7:59:39 PM PDT by Incorrigible
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To: Nogbad
He told me they were checking all young women with Norwegian passports, or with a parent born in Norway

She wrote this about herself.

12 posted on 06/14/2002 8:00:34 PM PDT by Incorrigible
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To: Incorrigible
Norway is close enough for most Americans!
13 posted on 06/14/2002 8:01:20 PM PDT by Incorrigible
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To: knighthawk
Oops! (Why did I think you were the author?) Sorry.
14 posted on 06/14/2002 8:03:52 PM PDT by blam
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To: Willie Green; blam
There seems to be a misunderstanding. The article has got nothing to do with my FR profile, but with profiling people on airports and such, like the US wants to do. I did not write the article.
15 posted on 06/14/2002 8:07:07 PM PDT by knighthawk
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To: Incorrigible
How did you know I was both? LOL!

There is not much really new on the case. The suspect does still not want to talk. The new to be founded government wants to broadcast the trail on national TV to take away some of the complot-theories that circulate.

The gun used was a Spanish built Star Firestar 9mm Luger. At his house the suspect had ammo of this in caliber and from a box there were exacly the number of rounds taken away that were fired on Fortuyn.

Nothing breaking though.

16 posted on 06/14/2002 8:12:34 PM PDT by knighthawk
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To: knighthawk
Thanks! Keep me on your ping list if you post anything on that topic.
17 posted on 06/14/2002 8:19:19 PM PDT by Incorrigible
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To: Willie Green; blam
By the way:

(Said like Blackadder does)

Would I write a bloody article about how I changed my FR profile?
Not even a complete baboon like Baldrick would do such a demented thing.
Why would anyone even bother to tell people how he managed to change his FR profile?
It would just as stupid as putting pencils up your nose and say: "Wooble, wooble".

18 posted on 06/14/2002 8:32:02 PM PDT by knighthawk
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To: knighthawk
Why would anyone even bother to tell people how he managed to change his FR profile?
It would just as stupid as putting pencils up your nose and say: "Wooble, wooble".

Having been here for over 4 years, I can assure you that there
would be nothing odd or strange about such a vanity post. In fact,
it would make a lot more sense than the majority that I've seen posted.

19 posted on 06/14/2002 8:40:40 PM PDT by Willie Green
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To: Willie Green
What's so offensive about atheist trollops, that you feel you have to personally insult them?
20 posted on 06/14/2002 9:54:52 PM PDT by xm177e2
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