The Battle Hymn of Albert Gore - (to the tune of "The Battle Hymn of the Republic")
Chorus:Mine eyes have seen the tedium
Of the coming of Al Gore
He is looking rather stupid
And as stiff as an oak board
He probably thinks he's Alpha
When he's Beta ever more
But his tedium marches on.
Tedium, tedium, I'm now sleeping
Time is just slowly creeping
I think I'd rather see
Bush and Dick Cheney
To stop tedium marching on...
I have seen him on the campaign
Look how to and fro he tramps!
He'd lie about being dry
If his undershorts were damp
He knew a thing called "truth" once
Till his brain got in a cramp
His falsehoods blunder on.
Tedium, tedium, I'm now sleeping
God, how the time is creeping!
I know I'd rather see
Bush and Dick Cheney
But his tedium marches on!
See him pander to the left wing
All through the day and through the night
If you give the boy enough dough
He might even say he'll fight
But if he gets elected
He'll be a public parasite
And his tedium will march on!
Tedium, tedium, I'm now sleeping
Like a snail, time is creeping
Please God let me see
Bush and Dick Cheney
And stop this tedium marching on!
Best Regards, Ivan