The salute will now be rendered from the forehead, and the middle finger will be curled into the palm.
When asked for an explanation, authorities stated that the middle finger was removed from the salute, as those using it rarely had a f#@&ing clue, but added that the salute could still be used to show pride and instill a sense of unity amongst its' users as they explained their position on world events and their recent history to skeptics worldwide.
I'm bored with the opposition here, Bob. Gimme something I can work with rather than just your opinion.