[wheezer]

Now that would have gotten the helicopter pilot's attention.

LOL....yup.

I am the only who'd love to see pictures of all involved (boss's missus too).....I got a hunch the real story's probably quite a hoot right up until the fire gets away.

[Redcloak]

I am the only who'd love to see pictures of all involved[?]

Well... Here's Valinda:

I'm thinking that we've got the makings of a good script here. Perhaps something David Lynch could direct. Who could we cast as Valinda?