[StriperSniper]

"We're from the government, and we're here to help..."

How is that different from: "We're space aliens, and we're here to probe you"?

Space aliens might use lubrication, no chance of that with the government.

[Black Agnes]

Dear,I just want you to know you're one of my favorite freepers (sarcastic, but hysterically funny). Keep up the appropriately sarcastically funny posts!

BTW, check the search engine for 'murder' and see the posts from hellinahandcart re: scary islamamurderer loose in NE NJ.