As soon as someone can explain what "Gravity" is, in the first place! I do not mean its actions, laws or symptoms, I mean the fundamental mechanism.
Till then these stories are pretty much "What you see is what you get".
There are only two redeeming features of these Brit Trash papers:
1: Wrapping fish and chips.
2: Page 3.
Well, I could but the Venusians won't let me.