CAPTION Scott Ritter

Associated Press

[Paul Atreides]

"Dang! Another pubic hair. I wish Saddam would get a bikini wax."

[nimc]

"My creditability is this much."

[NeoCaveman]

But then I got high, then I got high, then I got high......

[MinuteGal]

"I do finger tricks on the side, like the peace sign. Here's a rendition of my party affiliation symbol."

Leni

[mattdono]

"After Saddam uses me (on a daily basis), I usually am like this in the evening...you know, my bunghole is about this big, which, you know, isn't bad. I kind of like it."

A disgrace. An utter disgrace...

[nravoter]

"You know, Bush keeps making these outlandish claims of Iraqi weapons of mass destruction, like I used to do, but, I gotta tell ya: I can positively affirm that there were NO WMD in Saddam's gold vaults when I conducted my thorough inspection of them last week."

[nimc]

creditability = credibility...

[OldLurker]

If you move that spotlight just a little to the right this hand puppet shadow will look just like Saddam!

[BulletBrasDotNet]

The odds of my telling the truth is about "this much."

[NeoCaveman]

Ooooh. . .I get it! "Truth" is whatever Bush says, not the conditions of the external world."

No.The reason why Ritter can't be trusted is because he's current statements are opposite what they were in 1998.

So he had to be lying then or lying now. Either way he is not trustworthy.

[John W]

You downwind of Madison?

[Helms]

This is Ritters technique when pleasuring Sadam Hussein. One a good day,Scott opens his mouth very wide.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

<bow><bow>    Thank yuh. Thank yuh vermuch.

[finnman69]

"This is how much time the Kenosha Kid has left before he gets sent back to DUmmyland."

[finnman69]

"I have threesomes with Will Pitt and Saddam. They are hung like a grain of salt."