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Pretty Blue Angels of Death [Anti-Military/Anti-USA BARF ALERT!]
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 10/16/02 | Mark Morford

Posted on 10/16/2002 1:54:33 PM PDT by MikalM

Edited on 04/13/2004 2:41:10 AM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]

Let us now happily observe the Navy's shiny and world-renowned Blue Angels precision flying team roaring over S.F. Bay, shaking the office windows and triggering a million car alarms and inducing coronaries in the elderly and panicking the easily panickable into thinking Armageddon is at hand at last, take me Jesus I am ready, oh wait, damn, it's just Fleet Week.


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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Foreign Affairs; Miscellaneous; US: California
KEYWORDS: airforce; antiamerican; antimilitary; bayarea; blueangels; california; commieprevert; fleetweek; law; left; markmorford; military; morford; morfordite; navy; pacifism; peacepuke; sanfrancisco
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To: MikalM
The Mark Morfords and Jimmy Carters of the world really deep down inside believe that world peace has a better chance with Kum-Ba-Yah than Ki-Lo-Tons. I wish it were so, I really do.

We are a long way from a world holding hands and drinking Coke. Mark, Jimmy, there are evil people in the world that want to do real harm to other people. However, there are people like the Blue Angles and the thousands in uniform that are willing to die to stop them. They are the heros that deserve peace prizes.

21 posted on 10/16/2002 2:09:03 PM PDT by Blue Screen of Death
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To: MikalM
They sure do have Feinstein vote for those military bases though don't they? Wonder why if they hate em so much.
22 posted on 10/16/2002 2:09:26 PM PDT by Arkinsaw
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To: ohioman
Yeah, Morford is sort of the SF Chronicle's token goateed/nerd-glassed/angst-ridden Gen-X "soft male" type. He's there largely to draw the crowd that reads the local leftist throwaway weeklies (i.e. the BAY GUARDIAN, the WEEKLY et al) -- a marketing strategy that's been fairly obvious since Phil Bronstein took over the CHRON.

This column is pretty much typical of his output. He instinctively bashes ANYTHING that might be vaguely construed as "mainstream American" in this whiny, self-absorbed manner. And as one critic pointed out, his endless run-on rants are reminiscent of adolescent letters to punk fanzines.

Still, he's a pretty accurate representative of a type and an attitude that infests the Bay Area.

23 posted on 10/16/2002 2:09:33 PM PDT by MikalM
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To: gov_bean_ counter
I imagine that was the first time little Markies butt has been clenched in years.
24 posted on 10/16/2002 2:10:53 PM PDT by GallopingGhost
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To: MikalM
If the lack of punctuation in this piece is the author's and not the transcriber's fault, someone needs a new editor and proofreader. Yeesh.
25 posted on 10/16/2002 2:11:07 PM PDT by The Grammarian
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To: MikalM
What the Blue Angels represent is some of our nation's finest men willing to sacrifice their lives if necessary to protect homos like Mark Morford.
26 posted on 10/16/2002 2:11:47 PM PDT by Huck
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To: MikalM
Clench that butt, markie-boy!


27 posted on 10/16/2002 2:12:01 PM PDT by ArrogantBustard
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To: ArrogantBustard
Wow! Soul-curdling!
28 posted on 10/16/2002 2:12:53 PM PDT by Cogadh na Sith
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To: MikalM

29 posted on 10/16/2002 2:12:55 PM PDT by BraveMan
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To: MikalM
Just sent him/her/it some mail [male].
30 posted on 10/16/2002 2:13:34 PM PDT by VaBthang4
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To: MikalM
Morford is sort of the SF Chronicle's token goateed/nerd-glassed/angst-ridden Gen-X "soft male" type.

He's angst ridden because he's a homo.

31 posted on 10/16/2002 2:13:43 PM PDT by Huck
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To: The Grammarian
I posted it verbatim. As I said above, he gets so worked up in his rants that he forgets the basic rules of good grammar and concise writing.
32 posted on 10/16/2002 2:13:46 PM PDT by MikalM
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To: MikalM

"Of course everyone knows these planes are weapons of war, but few of us perhaps truly imagine the powerlessness of those under attack, imagine the victims of these huge and glistening and sun-kissed and biggerfasterdeadlierthanyours fighters, these insanely destructive jets, the sheer unbridled terror, what is must be like for the"  enemies of America, cowering in their caves, behind their camels. Imagine the regret they experience, just before the JDAM's hit, about knocking down those buildings and killing those 3,000 innocents with airplanes. Imagine how much they'd rather be in a peaceful Bali, instead of the Bali we know today because of their ill-advised bombing.

See, I could be an Editor for the Chronicle...


33 posted on 10/16/2002 2:13:56 PM PDT by timpad
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To: MikalM
This is just so...SFChron. My favorites:

panicking the easily panickable - such as the writer.
butt-clenching roar of the six powerful F/A-18 Hornets - to easy
causing ten thousand Marina babies to cry - such as the writer.
aggro-military machismo ???what does that mean???
they are loaded with terrible deeper meanings, industrialized brutal poetry???...nevermind
These very same aircraft are awesome machines of violent destruction - now your getting it Berky: kill people and break things - the purpose of the military.

34 posted on 10/16/2002 2:14:00 PM PDT by Tis The Time''s Plague
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To: tet68
Hey markie-boy, does the smoke make you cough?


35 posted on 10/16/2002 2:14:59 PM PDT by ArrogantBustard
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To: MikalM
This is a job for Col. Nathan Jessup!! This is the second time I have send this speech to the author of a hysterical screed. I wonder if it will get the same response I received last time? (I didn't receive a response last time, by the way) I also added a few comments below the speech. Thanks for the email link.

"We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something, you use them as a punchline! I have neither the time, nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said 'Thank you', and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think you are entitled to!"

Co. Nathan Jessup, "A Few Good Men"

Your semi-hysterical prose deserves a response, and the response might as well be a speech by a fictitional character. However, the speech is absolutely correct when it comes to you and your ilk. Only filth and drivel spew forth from you, rather than thanks for the freedom such engines of war provide for you.

36 posted on 10/16/2002 2:15:41 PM PDT by stylin_geek
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To: Huck
He's angst ridden because he's a homo.

Actually, I think he may be straight. Again, the Bay Area is swarming with het males like him who adopt the "sensitive" pose largely because they (erroneously) think it will score points with the ladies.

A T-shirt I saw put it best: "I used to be a SEXIST, but CHICKS HATE THAT SH*T"!

37 posted on 10/16/2002 2:16:34 PM PDT by MikalM
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To: chookter
Oooooh-gah! Nancy Boy is a-scared of planes.

Imagine if they were actually dropping that nasty ordinance on his ass.

But those scary planes do exactly the opposite - they keep the bad guys ordinance off of him, so he can excercise his right to cower and whine.

38 posted on 10/16/2002 2:16:38 PM PDT by dead
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To: MikalM
Mark Morford is the prototypical man that all the womyn love to love ... 'he' is gender-neutral, effete, smug, and oh so sensitive. His freedom to be the wimpering butt clencher that he is was bought and paid for by men he can't possibly understand.
39 posted on 10/16/2002 2:16:49 PM PDT by spodefly
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To: MikalM
Thoughts for the author?

The authors a sissified pinko idiot who probably has never even talked to a uniformed serviceman much less understands the job.

The Blue Angels have been, and remain, the best aerial acrobatics team in the world. (I still liked them better when they flew A-4s!!!)

40 posted on 10/16/2002 2:16:51 PM PDT by Magnum44
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